Sweet as Candy: Short Film

This New Zealand musical, short film has been hiding away for far too long, since 2003 to be precise. It’s a confectionary tale of rock n roll, marching girls and roller skates created by director, Kezia Barnett. Barnett is clearly a genius and of the movie has this to say, “Bubble gum pop is my passion, and layering, visually and with content, is my love.”

Not to be confused with the 2006 Hollywood film called Candy and directed by Neil Armford. That film is much deeper, way more serious and much less pink. This film, Sweet as Candy takes place in the pop plastic, milk bar universe of Bubblegum Valley. It is the love story of Blue and Candy. From the musical lyrics and interspersed dialogue we know that there are rumors that Blue has been untrue and Candy is clearly not happy about it. It doesn’t take long though, for the music and hair gel to overwhelm any feelings of despair. Blue arrives at the Paperdoll Diner (where Candy is waiting) in his mint Cadillac where he breaks into song and proclaims his love for Candy.  In fact everybody, Blue, Candy, marching bands and Blue and Candy look-alikes all break into song and dance.

The movie is very candy pink and candy blue which is a little overwhelming at times. The movie look and feel is actually very similar to the popular 2010 Katy Perry video, Candyland.  Especially the candy colored hair and clothes. The plot and the cinematography are nowhere near the slick perfection of Hollywood but for those who enjoy something a little different and fun; Sweet as Candy fits the bill.  So different in fact that it makes Wonka’s candy factory look normal. The icing on the cake; the movie was produced by Bubblegum Valley Productions. Sweet!

Songs About Candy

The most famous candy song is of course The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr., but you might be surprised at just how many songs have been written about the most favored of all treats. Other oldie but goodies are Lollipop by the Chordettes, Sugar Sugar by The Archies and The Good Ship Lollipop by Shirley Temple.

While the candy classics seem to revel in a love of candy enough to sing about, modern versions of candy music seem to exist exclusively to make sexual allusions. While both Madonna and 50 Cent have contemporary hits called Candy Shop, neither song has much to do with confectionary. Then there are songs about candy like Candy by Paolo Nutini, in which it is impossible to decide whether he is actually singing about sweat treats or the more modern ‘candy’ innuendo; it is a very romantic tune either way!

Perhaps the neatest song about Candy which marries the traditional love of the sweat treat with a modern tune, theme and beat is Lollipop by Aqua, with these slightly suggestive but fun candy lyrics…

Come with me, honey, I’m your sweet sugar candyman (oooh)
Run like the wind, fly with me to bountyland (oooh)
Bite me, I’m yours, if you’re hungry, please understand (oooh)
This is the end of the sweet sugar candyman

Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, your word is my command
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland

Oooh, you are my lollipop
Oooh, sugar sugar top
Oooh, you are my lollipop
Oooh, sugar sugar top

I wish that I were a bubble gum
Chewin’ on me, baby, all day long
I will be begging for sweet delight
Until you say I am yours tonight

I’ll bet everyone reading this can think of at least one favorite candy song!